Sara Jane

Winter is coming...

2008-10-01T01:50:24Z

Do you need some really cool looking, personalized, and WARM mittens????

That's what I thought!

I'm selling HAND-KNITTED mittens. They are great for gifts or just for yourself!

Here isa sample of what I can make....

You can choose to have your mittens be the same colors as these...or you can choose any combination of two colors from the list below!

Red
Orange
Yellow
Lime Green
Aqua Blue
Dark Purple
Light Purple
Dusty Rose
Dark Pink
Brown
Black
White

The great thing about these are that they only cost $5.00 a pair...trust me, that's a bargain for hand-knitted (and mighty cute) mittens!

If you are interested in supporting my knitting habits, leave a comment and I will contact you to gather further information. Sizes for these specific mittens range from Child's 6-8 years, Women's small, and Women's medium. If you are not sure what size you are, ask and I can help you figure it out.

If you have ANY questions, please e-mail me at sjirwin@uwm.edu

THANKS!

Some asshole

2007-11-18T20:44:28Z

Are you for SERIOUS?!!!!!!

joemarents: are you really 18?
Alk3nfg03: yes...
joemarents: are you a senior? doing college? workin'? hope you don't mind
i'm askin
Alk3nfg03: I'm going to UWM and working.
joemarents: ah, cool cool
Alk3nfg03: yup
joemarents: wanna see a pic?
Alk3nfg03: sure..
joemarents: ill warn you, i'm six four, so if you don't like tall guys we won't
mesh
Alk3nfg03: ok then
joemarents: http://img91.imageshack.us/img91/9063/66626010ot2.jpg
joemarents: so what are you looking for witha guy right now?
Alk3nfg03: I'm not really looking for anything at the moment...in all
honesty, I made this profile while I was bored one night. I don't want a boyfriend
at the moment..
joemarents: Good, I dont' want a boyfriend either
Alk3nfg03: heh
joemarents: I'll be honest... I'm looking for a bit of a fling
Alk3nfg03: I see
joemarents: I'm kinda fresh out of a long relationship... really don't want to get
all entangled again, y aknow
joemarents: if it like grows out of a fling into something serious... that's cool,
but i won't actively pursue it and what nto
Alk3nfg03: gotcha
joemarents: can I say another maybe rude/blunt thing?
joemarents: how sexual are you?
Alk3nfg03: I'd rather not tell a complete stranger that..sorry
joemarents: Hmmm.
joemarents: well I'm keeping with the blunt thing... you're sexy
Alk3nfg03: Well thanks, but you can hardly tell that by a few head-shots on
some website.
joemarents: well true, lol
joemarents: but stillllllll
joemarents: good enough to past the "i'd hit that" test lol
joemarents: and since I am looking for a fling, lol
Alk3nfg03: Ah ha..well..you can move on.
joemarents: well we could keep it simple...
Alk3nfg03: Sorry, but i'm really not easy enough to fool around with a complete
stranger..
joemarents: i'm not suggesting we jump right into going down
on each other and waht not
joemarents: take it slow.. a few movies, some kissing her and there...
occasional phone sexing
Alk3nfg03: eh, no
Alk3nfg03: sorry
joemarents: well shit.

3 minutes pause

joemarents: would you do phone sex?
Alk3nfg03: nope

2 minutes later

joemarents: welllhave you tried?
Alk3nfg03: no, but i know i don't want to
joemarents: i'm not saying like "oh, i'm going to stick my penis into your
vagina"
joemarents: just like, you know,masturbating and moaning and all that
joemarents: it's hot
joemarents: I thought it was stupid at first too
joemarents: its'.... fun
Alk3nfg03: i'm not interested, really
joemarents: never know til ya try but i hear ya
joemarents: would you be willing to listen to me for ab it... see if you liked that?
Alk3nfg03: no thanks
joemarents: what if I said pretty please with sugar on top?
Alk3nfg03: Dude..
joemarents: that was a joke
joemarents: the pretty please

Hey..I am alive

2007-10-27T01:31:47Z

So, college is good. For the most part. Commuting sucks, but I like sleeping in my own room every night without a roommate to bother me. I really enjoy all my classes (most of the time). My drawing class is great (even though I feel my skills are deteriorating as the class progresses). I also thoroughly enjoy my 2-D concepts class...my table pretty much hates me because my teacher tells me how well i'm doing a lot..but that makes me happy. My German class is nice and it is great to have a German teacher who speaks the language well. My sociology class (the class I just picked randomly to fill some space) is great and reminds me a lot of AP English but without as many in class essays.

All in all, college=good and college>high school. Now if only I wasn't so stressed from all the art projects due at once.

It is halloween and I want to go to a party...but no one is having one! Damn you all. I'm feeling rather nostalgic lately, but in a happy "those things were fun" way. Good times, peeps, good times.

school

2007-08-20T03:01:06Z

I do not want to go to school.

A look back....

2007-07-01T05:00:02Z

August 29th, 2006...Oh aria, you are AMAZING

anti53024 (12:33:29 AM): are we having a party to welcome you back
anti53024 (12:33:40 AM): and drink your jugs
anti53024 (12:33:46 AM): mmmmmmm jugs
anti53024 (12:33:55 AM): 13th of october
SansuiKobuko (12:33:58 AM): my jugs may all be gone by then
SansuiKobuko (12:34:02 AM): but i can buy another
anti53024 (12:34:07 AM): mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm jugs
SansuiKobuko (12:34:20 AM): what is the 13th of october?
anti53024 (12:34:45 AM): homecoming game fiels show that sara wants us to come see.l....she is going to fall off the stand thing i am sure
anti53024 (12:34:46 AM): lol
SansuiKobuko (12:34:53 AM): hahaha
anti53024 (12:34:56 AM): OMG! we can party!
SansuiKobuko (12:35:01 AM): yeay!!!
SansuiKobuko (12:35:03 AM): where??
anti53024 (12:35:10 AM): OMG! your place
SansuiKobuko (12:35:31 AM): my parents will be there...
anti53024 (12:35:42 AM): LMAO! OMG!
anti53024 (12:36:01 AM): RFLMAO!
anti53024 (12:36:04 AM): they can come
SansuiKobuko (12:36:09 AM): unless... i get a place...
anti53024 (12:36:13 AM): byob
anti53024 (12:36:22 AM): you should get a place
anti53024 (12:36:30 AM): a sexy batchelorette pad
anti53024 (12:36:39 AM): imo
SansuiKobuko (12:36:46 AM): not my own place, i would need a roomie
anti53024 (12:36:50 AM): sara
SansuiKobuko (12:36:57 AM): no, no place, i want to save up money
anti53024 (12:37:03 AM): or like .... pies
anti53024 (12:37:21 AM): sara says that she is 17 and can not live with you so stop asking her
anti53024 (12:37:35 AM): she says you are "fun people"
SansuiKobuko (12:37:38 AM): lol
anti53024 (12:37:40 AM): but she's just not able
anti53024 (12:38:08 AM): sara says she would skin you like a cat within the first week
anti53024 (12:38:12 AM): owwwwww
anti53024 (12:38:16 AM): jk
SansuiKobuko (12:38:17 AM): i want to go visit david in london cause i like david and i have not been to england
anti53024 (12:38:24 AM): hahaha
SansuiKobuko (12:38:28 AM): reall, why sara why??
SansuiKobuko (12:38:29 AM): lol
anti53024 (12:38:32 AM): money bags is what they'll call you
anti53024 (12:38:42 AM): because you're flying everywhere like an air whore
SansuiKobuko (12:38:42 AM): lol
SansuiKobuko (12:38:50 AM): yeay! air whore!
anti53024 (12:38:54 AM): you could be a flight attendant!!!!!!!!!!1
anti53024 (12:39:05 AM): OMG!!!!1one!
SansuiKobuko (12:39:12 AM): ughhh that would be too much flying and having to deal with stupid people
anti53024 (12:39:12 AM): that would bee so kewl
anti53024 (12:39:20 AM): yeah, like bois and shit
anti53024 (12:39:29 AM): and sk8ers

The thought of working at the bank all summer shiver

2007-06-20T02:49:02Z

Working at the bank has inspired this post...please, don't be silly like some people....

in conclusion: I want my summer break now, please.

Placement test results...bummer

2007-04-11T22:44:31Z

So after I took my placement tests last month I was joking about how the math part was so hard and how I was going to be put in remedial adding...well, I was not put in remedial adding...instead I am in a math class ONE freakin' level above basic skills. I am the dumb. It's a non-credit preparatory class called..like..algebra basics...dammit!! I hate math

I do, however, still intend to take the AP Probability and Statistics test so maybe by some miracle I'll get some credits for that...maybe...

BUT! I'll redeem myself by saying I "Satisfied my English GER" and I tested into 4th semester German...so I am smart, just not with math.

A Picture Montage

2007-04-08T15:27:00Z

So..I thought I'd make it sort of fun and show what has been up with me through pictures....or maybe I'm just really bored and need something to do :-)

I have finally chosen a college and it shall be UW-Milwaukee, and it shall be good. No, I will not be living on campus, yes I will be living in the comfort of my own home..at least for the first year.

Annnnnnnnnd, I got into the Honors College thing...and I'm not really sure how hard that is, but I did have to fill out extra information and get accepted again...but, like I said, I have not clue if it is even all that difficult to get into the Honors College program thing...let's just pretend it is so I feel even better about myself :-D

That's right, I am finally on Spring Break...although I have yet to see any guys gone wild..Although do I really want to see any GRAFTON guys gone wild? I think not.

Before School let out all of us Seniors were frantically trying to finish local scholarships that 5billion other students would be filling out as well. Why this picture? Well, because it was the only interesting picture that came up when I typed "scholarships" into google...but I like to think of it as a representation of the triumph of completing those horrible horrible things. Let's just hope I get some money so I can actually go to school!

I have been working since school let out on Thursday for Spring Break...I am ok with this, I think, because there is basically nothing else for me to do around here..and with the raise I got recently I am making a good chunk of change when I work 9-6 now

What do I do during work since we are never very busy? I study my AP Stats book! That's right, I AM a giant loser and proud of it!

And lastly, I got all my great graduation crap which includes, but is not limited to: my gown and hat which are both made of the most heat-contracting material in existence. Thank you very much. Oh, if anyone wants to get a really nifty invitation to graduation, I have a ton of extras...that's what you get when you have an insanely small family.

alk3nfg03 @ 2007-03-10T16:17:00

2007-03-10T22:17:22Z

Woohooo,they won!

Pep Band goes to state!.....basketball game

2007-03-07T02:26:21Z

Myself and 40-some pep-band-ers will be playing

here at the Alliant Energy Center in Madison this coming Friday for the WIAA semi-final state game thing for Girls Varsity Basketball. Tune into your local sports channels and catch a glimpse of us in our bright orange polos!

that is all

creepy myspace guy

2007-03-03T00:45:01Z

This is why I do not frequent myspace often...I got a message today from "Mike" he's 39 and has this to say:

very, very cute !!!!!!!!

i'm going to be coming up to the Rave in Milwaukee for a couple concerts. They are March 17 (Taste of Chaos) and March 24 (Stone Sour). Here is the link to check out who's playing at each show:
http://www.therave.com/

i'll be staying at a hotel near the Rave so that me and my date (you?) can party and then just head back to the hotel without having to drive anywhere. i will pay for the entire night.

would you be interested? we could talk beforehand and get comfortable with each other.

if the age difference bothers you, i fully understand. just thought i'd give it a shot. i'm looking for somebody to have fun and all my friends are married and the women my age are boring.

let me know what you think.

mike

i'm officially CREEPED OUT!!!!

Cold Day!!!!!

2007-02-05T16:10:12Z

k, so I know the school district gives us the occasional "snow day" now...but since when do they give us a "cold day"...not that i'm complaining...I like not having to go to school because it's too cold...although i do have to go to work later..eww

my birthday

2007-01-26T02:51:24Z

My birthday is officially in 2 weeks. Party no the 9th. You are all invited.

:-D

alk3nfg03 @ 2006-12-31T15:10:00

2006-12-31T20:10:21Z

weeeee, i'm not failing stats even though i got an F on our last test. I'm still getting a B+ which is super for me considering i blow at math....i'm just so relieved...now i suppose i should go do my stats take home test so that i can keep that B+....

oh yah..and i hope everyone is having a nice break and all....i wish i had something to do tonight for new years but oh well...

amusement insues

2006-12-13T22:19:02Z

It is absolutely hilarious to see a grown man (a teacher, even) walking around with a wrestling championship belt all day during school.

Oh man, that was a pleasant surprise.

World AIDS Day

2006-12-02T01:04:35Z

alk3nfg03 @ 2006-12-01T11:54:00

2006-12-01T16:54:49Z

I'm totally loving the snow day...woohoo

opening night-WIZARD OF OZ

2006-11-16T22:41:58Z

Opening night!!!!

Come listen to the AMAZING pit orchestra..oh..and i guess see a musical along with it...but, seriously, yay orchestra...

ha..yah...i am a geek

:)

Croissants

2006-11-12T21:35:55Z

I just finished making 48 delicious Croissants from scratch...they are amazing...i'm going to eat them all...unless anyone wants any...because then i will share...otherwise i will be very sick very soon...eating too many croissants is not good (well, it is good at the time...but afterwards it is not)

teehee

2006-11-09T22:41:40Z

So these new on-line profiles we can access for school have all the past and present activities we were/are in...now, everything looked great until i get halfway down the page of "past activities" and I find out that I was on girls basketball freshman year..

hey, go me! all athletic and stuff...

this post has no point really...other than sharing my amusement...

I have to go to pit tonight...act II run-through...hopefully cast knows more lines toinght...or any lines at all

hey, you, come see the musical next week..yes, you!

school

2006-09-15T18:24:54Z

ok..so school is dece this year...it really is

my morning is a little slow, but from band on it is excellent. I got to direct some fieldshow stuff for the first time yesterday and today and it went super! Mr.Dimmer was impressed and that made me feel good. I got into pit (of course) but this year i'll be playing contr-alta bass and regular clarinet instead of keyboard so that's cool. I LOVE art class...it's so super...i'm so happy that i decided to take it. Mrs.Studelska loves me so that rocks..the only thing that doesn't rock so much is all the freshmen in the class..ew..oh well...my right now we are working on these powerpoint projects for german...and i'm all done pretty much so i'm LJ-ing it up...

I have to pick up beth from oshkosh after school...but it'll be ok because i have a nice car now...CD player! yes!

i'm soooooooooooooooooo freakin glad it is Friday...as much as school doesn't suck too much..i'm still exhausted..it feels like i've been in school for a month rather then one week.

ok..bell shortly...catch you all later

Last year...but it still sucks

2006-09-06T02:54:27Z

fact: I have to go to school tomorrow

I do not like this, i do not like this at all

Howabout that summer

2006-08-29T22:58:53Z

My fingers are cold and I have to go to band soon...

I'm bored

*[SUMMER 2006]*
[THE BASiCS]
name--:	Sara
age--:	17
city--:	Grafton..
school--:	GHS..ugh
grade--:	12
[THiS SUMMER HAVE YOU...]
had a crush on someone--:	sure
had a crush on someone you couldn't have--:	ummm...i suppose
had a bf/gf--:	yes i did
asked someone out--:	not really
been asked out--:	kinda sorta?
missed someone--:	most definately
been on vacation--:	yup
been to a concert--:	Summerfest...?
gotten in a fight with a friend--:	uhh, no..i don't fight with the people who are truely my friends
gotten in a fight with your parents--:	not a horrible one, no...only little disagreements
done something illegal--:	hmmm...yes
gone on a picnic--:	no..I wanted to though
gone shopping--:	oooooh yes
made new friends--:	yup!
been to camp--:	hehe..Drum Major camp!!
had a job--:	no..erg...gotta work on that
made a huge mistake--:	not a HUGE mistake, no
done something you regret--:	um..nah
told someone you love them--:	sure..but i do that a lot
someone told you they love you--:	yup
gotten your nails done--:	nope
gotten a summer hair cut--:	i haven't had a haircut since school ended
[THiS SUMMER WHO...]
do you love--:	everyone and anyone! wooo
do you miss--:	well..I miss seeing Laura and Amanda every day like we did when in Germany..
did you hang out with most--:	Laura/Amanda because we were together for 23 days and Josh most recently
was your best friend--:	ummm...see above
do you call the most--:	I hate the phone..but i've talked to Josh the most on the phone
calls you most--:	umm..the lady from the Art Institute?? lol
did you fight with most--:	probably Beth because we are sisters and we can do that sort of thing...
made summer really exciting--:	anyone i hung out with really...
did you look up to most--:	monica when i saw her wrestle :-p
did you become freinds with--:	Josh! and Laura! and Amanda!
[THiS SUMMER WHAT...]:
was the coolest thing you did--:	it's a toss up between going to Germany or drum major camp :-p..lol
was your summer anthem--:	no clue...i'm sure there are a lot of songs that i listented to on repeat..but i can't think of one in specific right now
was your favorite hang out spot--:	Walmart..ha!
was the biggest surprise--:	Any time i woke up before noon...:-D
[TO WRAP iT UP...]
did you go to the beach--:	no..but i did swim in a volcanic lake!
did you fall in love--:	nah
did you get a new cell phone--:	nope
did you get a flat tire--:	no! i rock
did you kiss anyone--:	yes
did anyone kiss you--:	well..um..if I kissed someone..yes, someone kissed me...
[OVERALL...]
was it a good summer--:	One of the better ones
rate it 1-10--:	8.2
Take this survey \| Find more surveys You've been totally Bzoink*d

well, that was just a enough to occupy me before band...catch you all later

well then

2006-08-24T23:42:32Z

*is single for the first time in over a year*

and i'm oddly, ok with it. i feel bad for feeling ok, too....i feel pretty crappy for making him sad, but we hardly saw eachother..and when we did...it was just ..awkward. And how is that really a relationship, anyways?

ANYWAYS,,,i've realized that us breaking up means nothing since everything is exactly the same..i hadn't even talked to him in over 3 weeks...so, yah..

i'm ok...sad...but ok

alk3nfg03 @ 2006-08-09T19:29:00

2006-08-10T00:32:13Z

making telemarketers uncomfortable unintentionally is funny.

*ring*
Sara: hello?
man: - -
Sara: hello??
man: hi, is Robert Irwin there *plus 1 point for saying our last name right, -5,000 for not knowing he doesnt live here)*
sara: i'm sorry, he doesn't live here anymore
man: oh, i'm sorry, is this Sharon Irwin?
Sara: no, i'm sorr-
man:er, formally sharon irwin? er..ok..bye

*giggle*

Sara Jane

Winter is coming...

Some asshole

Hey..I am alive

school

A look back....

The thought of working at the bank all summer *shiver*

Placement test results...bummer

A Picture Montage

alk3nfg03 @ 2007-03-10T16:17:00

Pep Band goes to state!.....basketball game

creepy myspace guy

Cold Day!!!!!

my birthday

alk3nfg03 @ 2006-12-31T15:10:00

amusement insues

World AIDS Day

alk3nfg03 @ 2006-12-01T11:54:00

opening night-WIZARD OF OZ

Croissants

teehee

school

Last year...but it still sucks

Howabout that summer

well then

alk3nfg03 @ 2006-08-09T19:29:00

The thought of working at the bank all summer shiver